From the Book - First edition.
Introduction: there are 52 essays in this book but please read this part first
Real artists have day jobs
Everything is intersectional
Put your clutter in purgatory
When you don't know what to do, ask a successful woman
Elect your own executive board
Stop apologizing for everything
Join the fancy club at the airport
When you can't figure something out, put yourself in water
Go fuck yourself (No, really! Masturbation is important)
The power of being a dork
Everything's not alright (and that's alright)
Life is too short for shitty friends
Self-care for women in comedy
Surprise! You don't have to love your family
Abuse is fucking complicated
Make art like a little kid
Bridge the gaps in your pop cultural education
When people tell you who they are, believe them
Ask for exactly what you want
Don't buy into the marriage myth
Tell your partner what you like in bed
Acknowledge that having a kid doesn't make you an adult
A vagina is not a time-machine
Always say hello to older people, because they are invisible
Identify a personal prejudice and educate it into nonexistence
Walk your way to a solution
Realize your dress size doesn't matter
The darkness is where the good stuff starts
Your normal is not everybody else's normal
Always celebrate rainbows
Look in the mirror and say "I love you."
